Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Okay seriously. Another survey from 100000 years ago...

1. I feel like______I'm alright.
2. We are so immersed in_______our own perceptions.
3. Fondle the________wanger!
5. If you avoid______milk you will not be phlegmy.
6. Enter the______butt.
7. I really wish______I coulda said something.
8. Please don't______touch the monkey.
9. Umbrellas make______bad lunches.

1. A lot of people______are stupid.
2. Cure my______fat ass!
3. Mom insists on______making outrageous demands.
4. Breathe in the______sulfur from 4th of July.
5. Capitalism will______never go away.
6. Anarchy will______strive to end capitalism.
7. Everything I know______is subject to debate.
8. Give her the room to______fart, she's a roundhouse farter! WATCH OUT!
9. I think that you are______nice.

Oh wait! One more thing! Found this old survey, let's give it a whirl!

(Previously from June 25, 2003)

LAYER ONE
Name: Angela
Birthdate: June 27
Birthplace: Chicago
ye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown.
Height: 5'7"
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer.

LAYER TWO
Your heritage: Irish, Italian, Polish, Bohemian/Czech and English.
The shoes you wore today: In the past I wrote, "black flip flops" and today I wore white ones! How the world works...
Your weakness: Booze, sex.
Your fears: Zombies.
Your perfect pizza: Thin crust, either NY cut or Chicago (I'm not really partial). Cheese. With garlic. Maybe artichokes.
Goal you'd like to achieve: Pay off all my fucking student loans...

LAYER THREE
Your most overused phrase: It's a tie between "seriously," "super serial" and "totally necessary."
Your thoughts first waking up: "What time is it?"
Your best physical feature: I got some big ol' titties.
Your bedtime: Lately it's been like 3...am.
Your most missed memory: What...? Perhaps "best memory?" I don't even know how to answer that question.

LAYER FOUR
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. Forever. Fuck the Columbians. *sigh* No, not really but I HATE Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's, if I really had to choose...
Single or Relationship: I like both.
Adidas or Nike: K-Swisskis!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton. Nestea is garbage.
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate!!
Cappuccino or coffee: eh. I prefer lattes but if I had to choose I'd go with coffee because cappuccinos are hard to make and I only like how I do it. Mneh!

LAYER FIVE
Smoke: Like a friggin' chimney...
Cuss: Yes.
Sing: Ha, yeah. I do.
Take a shower everyday: Yep!
Have a crush(es): All the time.
Want to go to college: I'm there?
Like high school: Yes, I had fun.
Want to get married: Sure, why not?
Believe in yourself: Mos def!!
Get motion sickness: Um, while reading in a car, yes.
Think you're attractive: Yeah, sure.
Think you're a health freak: Lately I've been more conscious about what I put into my body. But it still doesn't stop me...
Get along with your parents: Yeah.
Like thunderstorms: Oh yes!

LAYER SIX:
In the past month...
Done a drug: Nope.
Had Sex: Yes...
Made Out: No. Well, kinda...
Gone on a date: Yes.
Gone to the mall?: No, actually...
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Over the course of a month, yes.
Eaten sushi: Yes, today, actually.
Been on stage: No.
Gone skating: No.
Made homemade cookies: No but I made myself a shake.
Gone skinny dipping: No.
Dyed your hair: No.
Stolen anything: No.

LAYER SEVEN:
Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: Yes! Ha!
If so, was it mixed company: Yes! Even better!
Been caught "doing something": No. Actually, okay, well we were done when we were spotted, so technically no. But I have caught others.
Been called a tease: I think...kinda...I'm kind of a teasy kisser.
Gotten beaten up: Last night Mary fucking stuck her hand in my cup of water and then rubbed her hand all over my face! Does that count!? Cuz that was stupendiously mean. Shoplifted: Nope!
Changed who you were to fit in: Yeah, probably.

LAYER EIGHT
Age you hope to be married: 30s.
Numbers and Names of Children: You really want to know!? Okay here!
Girls (preferably just one): Daisy, Amy, Annabell, Rose, Rhoswen, Rose Clair, Diane, Diana, Athena, Elanor, Imogen, Giuseppina (to appease the inner Dago), Gemma
Boys (preferably none, but...): Benjamin, Augustin, Peter, Kevin
Describe your dream wedding: All I know is I want to marry Sparkle Motion.
How do you want to die: Either in my sleep or plummeting to the Earth from flying too close to the sun.
Where you want to go to college: U of C or Columbia College for a masters.
What do you want to be when you grow up: A superhero. Or a famous intellectual.
What country(ies) would you most like to visit: Everywhere!

LAYER NINE: In a boy or lady
Best eye color?: I like all eyes, but long eyelashes make me melt.
Best hair color? Dark.
Short or long hair: Medium.
Height: I can go either taller or shorter than me.
Best weight: I like a little tummy, but muscles are always sexy.
Best articles of clothing: I like leather. Mmm. Rar.
Best first date location: IN MY VAGINA!
Best first kiss location: IN MY BUTTHOLE!

LAYER TEN
Number of people I could trust with my life: Give or take 20.
Number of CDs that I own: Not sure. Its all about mp3s, yo.
Number of piercings: 3 in one ear, 2 in the other ear and 1 special not-so secret one. Oh my god. I just remembered I took a picture of my boob with some stranger's camera...I have to call someone and tell them about this!
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: I'm gonna round up and say 5.

This is what both my kid and my apartment will look like. No joke.

Hi, all! I've been killing my liver lately because of my newfound love of spending money on booze. My name is Angela and it's been one day since my last drink. I'm not an alcoholic, I just behave like one. But seriously, all this boozing is taking a toll on my body. I'm feeling a lot more flabby than usual, and that's not all to blame on bob. I blame it on having an ample amount of decent and free food at home, as well as no gyms to go to, as well as turning 21. Well, that whole gym part is bullshit, I can go swimming, but I've been boozing. So yknow.

People around my house need to keep their crunk speakers on 10's, please, not on 11's. Retards.

Seana's going to Australia and it is soooo good to hear it! As Napoleon Dynamite would say, "LUCKY!" But I'm goin to It-ly, so it works out in the end. Still haven't made much money at work. Still owe Anne 500 smackers and still owe the credit card about 160. All together thats 660 bucks and I've only grossed, well, that's none of your bidness. But let's just say that I don't have enough to pay off my debts. Man, I hate bein an adult sometimes...

Let's move on, shall we? So I don't make you gauge your eyes out? Last night we went to Dan Egan's where Dana introduced us to The Horserace drinking game. Amazing. Come, you will play it with me.

Love,
Angela