Saturday, June 07, 2003

oh man last night was so fun! the highlight of my night was going to jewel. oh man. you gotta watch the tape of it. yes. there is a tape. the second highlight of my night was how i scared mary TWICE in one night! the first happened when she went into her house for the second time. she usually goes in through the door by the garage, so when she went in i hid behind her garbage cans and grabbed her ankle and went "BOO!" when she came out. then later that night, she went to the bathroom, so in a stroke of pure genious, i grabbed my "body condom," held it over the doorway so the whole thing was covered, and waited for her to open the door. and waited. and waited. and waited. and then she opened the door and went "OOOHOoohohohoOOHOHOhohoohooo! MY GOD!" oh it was great.

and then what else was hilarious? scattegories, best FUCKING GAME EVER. just so you all know, whenever the letter "P" comes up, it is required to say "Papaleo" for an answer. well not really but HEY MAN thats too bad JUST SAY PAPALEO!

1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Angela Cathleen Papaleo

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
i have lavender boxers on with maroon flowers

3 WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW:
my mom has "what do you know" on npr playing, and shes scrubbing someting, and im typing, nd i just sneezed. oh someone honked.

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
6779

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
a slice of leftover homemade cheese pizza that was left out all night and some pop

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
id be...bittersweet

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
LOVELY! 72 and sunny.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
anne

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
their clothes

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
sure i do! hes hilarious

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
meh.

12. FAVORITE DRINK NON ALCOHOLIC?
mmmm i like milk

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
um...champagne? i dont drink. so ill just say vodka.

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
i like swimming. ahhh...swimming

15. HAIR COLOR?
brown with blonde tips now that i bleached them

16. EYE COLOR?
brown

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
yessir

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES:
lily--age 9

19. FAVORITE FOOD:
does it matter? ill eat it.

20. HOW DO YOU SLEEP?
i sleep on my tummy under all my blankets and pillows. i need to cocoon.

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
donnie darko--go rent it!

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
i like the fourth of july. yknow why? fireworks. screw that whole "freedom" shit, thats so overused nowadays. no my friends, its all about the fireworks.

23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
"I'm stupid shy, like instead of asking a girl out I would just be all like creepy and follow her around and stuff,
I get maced a lot"--->LMAO. and yes, i am.

24. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS BETTER?
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont care

25. SUMMER OR winter?
summer. all the way. i fuckin hate the cold.

26. HUGS OR KISSES?
i love em all! give me some ill return them! cmon people!

27. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
um....well seeing as how i dont have one night stands, and my history with relationships...ill just say how much i love cookies. i love cookies.

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmchocolate. whys my computer so slow?

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
FUCK YOU ALL! i mean...fuck you all.

30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
im gonna say "chuck"

31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
im gonna say "arnold"

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
i live with my parents. oh my chair is going down weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
i kinda started one and then i fell down

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
a dead body.

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
FUCK THIS GAME! its four in the morning, YOU WIN GRAMMA.

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA ate JEWEL TOGA TOGA TOGA ate TOGA TOGA ate ate ate ate ate SLEPT toga...shhh.

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
boys

38. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
mmmm...what time is it? shit.

Friday, June 06, 2003

alright so. my comments section, i know. its messed up. i just...i dont know. how are you all doing? im okay. today i had to go to church for my mom and "adore god" in the adoration chapel. it wasnt so bad. i just read scary stories compiled by roald dahl. hes a good writer, i have to re-read a lot of his stuff. one of my favorites that he wrote is the BFG, the big friendly giant. its such a nice story. roald dahl, what a guy.

id like to be able to write. i mean, i can, in a way. i just need to perfect my writing. things need to be more coherent and flow. like this one story i'm reading in the ghost book. its called "playmates." its very well written, it all flows together and its, hm, how do i put this? its crisp when you read it, like it was written yesterday and has fresh lettuce underneath. i dont know how else to put it!

well i lost my train of thought for now. it'll come back.

Thursday, June 05, 2003

*burp* i hope this works. why wont stiny get me a danish? damn you stiny. i hate comments...ASL;DFJ;AKLSJDF. post & publish.

Tuesday, June 03, 2003

I have issues with...
innocence
age
religion
society
submission
Take Word Association Test


thats a little bizarre to me. just look how they broadcast my issues. "i have issues with..."

hm. i wish my thoughts were coherent. then theyd be easy to write down and read.

today im a house-angela. im picking my sister up from school and making dinner. plus i have no car, so i cant go to the mall and fill out an application for ritz camera like i wanted to do. but ill just go tomorrow then. i really hope i get a job. i applied at deb, and the lady wanted to interview me right away, but alas, her assistant wasnt there to take over the store so she said she'd call me.i dont really wanna work at deb cuz, well, its ghetto and trashy and cheap as hell, but fuck i'll take it!

last night mary, katie and i went to pie world and i saw ann jayram there, the valedictorian. i never had gotten a dirtier look from ANYONE until she looked at me right then and there. damn. im still cold from it.

Sunday, June 01, 2003

oh and yknow WHY my bog was all centered? it was cuz of that damned penguin.

baby steps my friends, its all about the baby steps.

i read seanas blog (check out the peanut butter cookies) and yeah i have to say i definately dont know how im going to function at a school with boys. i realize that when im around them, i dont even notice that theyre there. is that a good thing or bad thing? probably both. i SHOULD be myself and completely open and loud and obnoxious because i AM like that-- but should i tone it down a bit so i dont make the guys feel uncomfortable when i say "tampon," "ovaries," and do the occasional jag off motion? does it make them uncomfortable? i hope not, theres nothing worse than being uncomfortable. i know it bothers me when guys share sex stories in front of me, especially when i think theyre cute and theyre way older than me. so maybe ill just leave the personal stuff in my pocket for a while, and if i like the guy ill save it for when we're dating. then hes stuck with me. but if i dont like the guy i can also start saying the stuff to disturb him.

my dad came into the room right now and was taking some paper, and i look back at him and he shook his head. and i go "what?" and he didnt say anything. what the hell does that mean???

*sigh* suyes. tomorrow i start my venture to join the working world. please for the love of god...HIRE ME. thats right. you. reading this. give me a job right now. you know you want to. ill do anything. anything.

why is my blog all off center? or, centered, rather?