Wednesday, March 12, 2003

eep. i just read the play that i'm in, "the uninvited guest." i play god. i have a lot of lines. too many lines. oh dear god (ha...or should i say "dear me") this will be interesting.

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Which Homestar Runner character are you?

this quiz was made by jurjyfrort

tra la la la la! la la la la. nothing new here. lately things have been slow. i just ate 4 cookies that cost me 25 cents, and they were damned good. so far everything i've eaten today has been chocolate. hoooo gotta hide my juice, the teacher just walked past my desk and i had a can of juice right by the keyboard. actually i almost dumped juice all over the keyboard one time in class. i got a little to fershnookered with sugar and i was holding the can a little awkwardly and then i was like "WHOA" and the can went sideways and...ha. anyways. back to chocolate. i had coco krispies, then a brownie, and 4 gooey chocolate cookies with powdered sugar on them.

so far LBUAWAP Day has gone well! lots of people were like "whats the stickers mean? who started this?" and im like "me and meghan finnegan!" and then theyre like "whats it stand for?" and i tell them and they're like "i need one of those stickers right now." i feel proud.

Monday, March 10, 2003

OK so i'm a big geek. i like lord of the rings...wait no. let me start over. i'm a huge geek. im obsessed with lord of the rings, i'm good with computers, i'm making a websites, i cant stay up past 2 am on the weekends, and i love monty python. so sue me.

how long do you think it will take me to get sick? ysee...i got tortillas on saturday night, and theyve been in my fridge in the open package since then. so i warmed up 2 of em and ate them, and then i warmed up a third one and i took it out of the microwave and there was a big blue spot on it. hopefully i didnt eat any bad ones, but right about now im feelin rather nauseous and its hard to hold my head up so. maybe ill go lay down.

sit on my face and tell me you love me...

right! (right!) you bloody well right! you got a bloody right to say (ding dingaling a ding ding)!

we have no orange juice that is pulp free. damn...its...its just not right! why should i have to chew my juice?!

i'm sorry i really have nothing to say. absolutely nothing. nothin pisses me off (yet) today, nothing really funny to say, nothing really sad to say. i mean, i havent even written in my paper journal in a few days for a lack of inner and private thoughts that if read could reveal my psychosis. although my internet is being kinda slow. thats new. haha i just looked up "psychosis" cuz i didn't know what it meant, and its: "A severe mental disorder, with or without organic damage, characterized by derangement of personality and loss of contact with reality and causing deterioration of normal social functioning." hahahahhahahaha i'm totally psychotic. ok not really. but my yearbook quote says so! i made up this quote, cuz we all could choose a quote or write something small to have next to a picture of ourselves and i said "The definition for acting is living truthfully under imaginary circumstances. I, on the other hand, live imaginarily under truthful circumstances."

ayup thats me! hee hee heeyuck yuck. i'm gonna go warm up my car.

Sunday, March 09, 2003

i refuse to go to war. yknow...what the hell is the point of the goddamned "deadline?" bush is just gonna bomb the shit out of iraq, then they're gonna get pissed and bomb the shit out of us, then we're gonna get pissed and bomb them back and ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! FUCKING HELL! WHAT! I...where is the logic? i had to answer this question for my history homework. we had to read an article about these russian women who disguised themselves as men in the early 1900's and fought in the first world war alongside the men. the story was interesting, however the question was "would you consider the expiriences of the women soldiers in the war a good reason for involving women in battle?" and i answered, "no one, male or female, should be involved in battle."

first of all, fighting is terrifying! i dont care if you're just having an argument with your sister or you're actually shooting at someone. any sort of violence or anger is frightening. so hell no! women shouldn't go, and neither should men! pacifism, people. whatever happened to pacifism?

i got a cute new red shirt. go me. 5 bucks too, thats a sweet deal. i have a lotta hw to do. oh well. i'll get started on it after tv. im tired. and fat, i ate a LOT today. bad me...bad, bad, bad me.